In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny "What a maroon!"
By the way, Harold, if the last 1700 years proves anything it is that the Bible guarantees nothing.
I had hoped to call my blog "The Dog's Breakfast," but that name was long since taken. But in that spirit "The Breakfast" offers a little of this and a little of that, not all of it pretty, some of it poorly chewed. These are papers, posts, stories, correspondence, musings, and links to ideas that interest or amuse me.
Nope, it definitely guarantees somethings.
ReplyDeleteLike death.
"... it is appointed for man to die once, and after that comes judgment" (Heb. 9:27).
But otherwise, I agree. If I had a dollar for every yahoo in history who tried to predict the Rapture with their special "codes" and other nonsense, I'd be a pretty rich boy.
And if people had learned after the 1st several, we wouldn't have these men in black suits knocking on our doors Saturday mornings, or invisible underwear people.
Ok... I take it back, the invisible underwear people are probably a good result of all that, because that's just hilarious.