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Even if the emergency is not an outbreak of Ataxic Neurodegenerative Satiety Deficiency Syndrome that's okay with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The CDC doesn't care why you prepare, only that you do prepare. I so hope no one gets fired for this clever outreach program.
6:00 p.m. Saturday, May 21, 2011 came and went without any signs of fewer Christians about the world and I observed no Zombie infestation in my neighborhood. Alas, I was forced to put away my Zombie Preparedness Kit, my firearms and extra ammo - always remember to double tap - and go back to my normal routine. Wow, what a bummer!
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